1. Full name: Mateusz/Matthew/*insert other translation here*
2. Age: 17
3. Birth Date: 22 May
4. Birth Place: Hospital
5. Gender: Potato stuck in male human body.
6. Occupation: Polan
7. Primary School: Yes
8. High School: IT, people there are shit tho, hard to learn anything.
9. College/University: No...
10. Eye Colour: Green
11. Hair Colour: Black
12. Currently Living: Earth
13. Food: Anything that tastes good.
14. Drink: some Cola parody... parents buy me nothing except it. [rip my health]
15. Band/Singer: I used to like Linkin Park, Sabaton and Hollywood Undead, but recently I'm in love with game soundtracks.
16. Song: Sabaton - Panzerkampf
17. Movie: Black Hawk Down
18. TV Show: I don't watch anything like this
19. Book: Metro 2033, only book I decided to read by myself.
20. Color: Black with a bit of yellow. ;v
Do you prefer...
21. Coke or Pepsi? = I forgot how original Coke tastes.
22. Anime or Disney? = Dunno, I don't like watching movies/shows/etc
23. Guys or Girls? = No homo plz.
24. Lips or Eyes? = Definetly eyes. o.o
25. Kisses or Hugs? = don't poke me
26. Eating or Drinking? = Eating feels better
27. Novels or Comics? = Comics
28. Summer or Winter? = Winter
29. Outdoors or Indoors? = Indoors.
30. Camera or Cellphone? = Cellphones
31. PS3 or Xbox 360? = I've never seen PS3 or X360 irl... I stay with PC master race.
32. TV or Computer? = Computer, I rarely watch TV
33. Why did you choose your username?= My first internet username was ghey, I decided to change it, choice was on "Narox", my best race in Spore game at this time. 22 is just random number.
34. What is your favourite piece of your own work? I have no favourites of my things.
35. What is your most popular Deviation? Show us: narox22.deviantart.com/art/Pur…
I have no fucking idea why this got so much faves...
36. Look to your left. Bottle of cheap cola, broken flashlight and window.
37. Now to your right: Lamp and bag of sweet shit from christmas
38. Something you can't live without = Computer, Food, Oxygen, Water, Money, Dick.
39. Person you saw: Mom telling me to go on a walk with my dog in the middle of night... didn't do it.
40. Person you hugged: My sister.
41. Movie you watched: Black Hawk Down
42. Song you listened to: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST - Red Sun
43. Book you read: Metro 2033. ;f
44. Thing you ate/drank: Cola and cheap made hot-dogs
45. Time you cried and why: Year ago when I hit myself in balls.
46. Time you laughed and why: Hour ago when I saw funny picture.
47. Time you went out: Yesterday around 7:00pm
48. Person you dated: Nobody loves me.
49. Person you kissed: My mom on christmas wishes.
50. Crush you had: Nobody loves me.
51. Thing you think about when you wake up: "Kurwa, za wygodnie by wstawać"
52. Best friend you ever had: I knew many great people... mostly they disappeared from my life by random events, or just went to shit losing my respect. There's nobody I can call best friend.
53. School you went to: Publiczna Szkoła Podstawowa nr.4 Imienia Juliusza Słowackiego, a było coś jeszcze o Oddziałach Integracyjnych.
54. Big holiday you went on: I'm too poor for good/big holidays.
55. Award you got: Don't remember.
Have you ever...
56. Broken the law: Yez. Dunn call police plz.
57. Been arrested: 2fast to get caught.
58. Had a hangover: Nope
59. Been in hospital: Yep, twice. No good memories.
60. Been in a car crash: Fortunately no.
61. Flown on a plane: Neh, I'd like to try.
62. Been on a boat: Never on something like long travels through seas/oceans
63. Traveled overseas: I didn't even go outside my country
64. Had sex: Nope.
65. Gotten pregnant: potato
66. Had an abortion: tomato
67. Been to a concert: Nope, never had chance.
68. Pretended to be sick to avoid doing something: Ye, it even worked.
69. Skipped school/work: Ye
70. Broken a bone: Nevar
71. Who is your closest friend on Deviant Art? Friendship is tragic, I touch myself every night.
72. What is your favorite Deviation by them? Nuclear Genocide
73. Which Deviant's artwork do you like the most?: Many people do good shit, hard to say.
74. What is their greatest work? ^
75. Any favorite Deviant Art groups in mind? = Neh
76. What is your favorite artwork by the Founder of the group? = Neh
77. The Co-Founder(s)? = Neh
78. How about the Contributors? = Neh
79. Who was your very first Watcher on Deviant Art?= LastKissPL
, old friend.
80. What is your favorite artwork by them?= ;v
81. Have you ever had any Daily Deviations? If you have, show us: Me and DD? *dies laughing*
82. Have you ever won a contest with your artwork?= Ye
83. Show us the first Deviation you submitted to Deviant Art: narox22.deviantart.com/art/We-…
84. Show us your most recent submission: This journal
85. Religion: I feel good without it.
86. Social class: wat is dis? XIX century?
87. Ethnicity: Kociewie
88. Languages spoken: Polish, English and shitty German
89. A scar you have: One on knee [accident] and one in other place [surgery]
90. Preferred medium: what about hard?
91. Where is your dream holiday location? = Some beautiful location in space... but ye... not possible in these times.
92. What are you wearing right now? = shirt, underwear and socks.
93. What is the last thing you bought? = Men of War Assault Squad 2 on steam sale.
94. When did you join Deviant Art? = 31st of January 2012
95. WHY did you join? = To JUST put my gmod screenshots there... things changed after years.
96. What type of membership do you have? = Premium
97. Are you playing The Game? = wat game?
98. Are you a member of any other websites? = I have an email account.
99. Do you enjoy answering pointless questions like these ones? = I'm wasting my precious time... then I complain I have time for nothing...
100. Go to sleep
Who the hell will even read this?